St. Jimmy Cometh

My name is Luke. I am 18 years of age and tonight Matthew, i am going to be Xzibit.

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Anonymous asked:
It's a fake baby, I have to complete an assignment for my parenting course.

Oh god. My ex had that when I was with her. I slept there once and it cried 5 times in one night and I didn’t wake up. I’ll make a great father/husband one day.

1 note | 27/5/12 | 6:26pm | Reblog

Anonymous asked:
Have you actually done anal? Btw, I'm holding a baby.

No I haven’t. And okay…?

1 note | 27/5/12 | 6:19pm | Reblog

Anonymous asked:
What's the most romantic thing you've ever done?

Anal.

27/5/12 | 6:19pm | Reblog

Anonymous asked:
what made you so cynical?

The fact our generation is full of morons.

55,578 notes | 27/5/12 | 5:56pm | Reblog

b00kofshadows:

this is the most awesome picture i have ever seen in my life

27/5/12 | 5:51pm | Reblog

Anonymous asked:
Do you think your romantic when you're in relationships?

I can be

27/5/12 | 5:31pm | Reblog

Anonymous asked:
What's the longest relationship you've ever been in?

A year

1 note | 27/5/12 | 5:20pm | Reblog

Anonymous asked:
What's the cutest thing someone's ever said or done for you?

Gave me a blowjob.

27/5/12 | 5:10pm | Reblog

Anonymous asked:
Have you ever watched 21 jump street? It's an awesome movie.

I have not.

27/5/12 | 4:56pm | Reblog

Anonymous asked:
Do you like being the big spoon or little spoon while spooning

I like being the knife.